2.07.2011

Attack of the Flower Lady & Girdles

"Attack of the Flower Lady" is what Trent said when he read my last blog post ( : That is because I am not a flower expert & have been known to get my plants mixed up. One time I was out flower shopping & I convinced the couple next to me to buy a bunch of Creeping Phlox because "they bloomed great all summer in my yard!" When I told trent later, he informed me that i had them confused with Dianthus, and the Phlox bloom once for a week then are done! Oops. The flower know-it-all knows little.

Indigo Plant from http://www.illinoiswildflowers.info/prairie/plantx/bl_indigox.htm
All that to say, I have a correction from my last blog post! Wild Baptisia does not bloom all summer! It only blooms part of the spring/summer! My landscaper husband felt it was essential that my vast readership not be misinformed ( : Never mind (I am 85% positive) that my landscaper husband misinformed me about how long the Wild Baptisia bloom-that is an argument for another day and another place!

In other news, a certain Hungarian friend of mine instructed me that it is only proper to "tie up" my belly after birth so that I am not left with stretched out skin like Octo-Mom. Because I have a pretty good body image I did not boot her from my house, even though it was only 4 days after Indigo's birth. She was shocked to hear that I had NO plans to wear a girdle or corset & informed me that in Hungary the ladies all did this because Queen Maria Theresa always wore a girdle after birth, and she had 16 kids & a small waist circumference.

Of course, I had to look up a picture of Queen Maria Theresa:
Personally, I don't think the girdle helped much, do you?
Courtesy of Wikipedia


This one's a little better:
Courtesy of Wikipedia

Hhmm...so, to girdle or not to girdle?
After feeling uncomfortable for the last 7 months, I don't plan to purposefully put myself through any more torture, but i guess if i have 16 kids i'll have to consider it ( :

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Listen here.

I personally don't care (no offense, of course) how long Wild Baptisia bloom, if Mandy is tied up, or if there is an attractive picture of Queen somebody-or-nother who birthed an insane amount of children... although I will admit that your light-hearted tone, personal stories, and well-placed artwork made this blog reading quite enjoyable...

BUT BACK TO MY POINT!

WHO HAS TIME FOR QUEEN BAPTISIA'S BLOOMERS IF THERE ARE NO PICTURES OF INDIGO JOY?

just sayin' is all.

emilykate said...

This post made me laugh a lot! If I had to guess...it's highly unlikely you'll be needing any sort of girdle. :) Oh Queen Maria...what a beaut!

smw said...

i'd say with that first picture, we'd better all avoid girdles. :)

T and M said...

haha Kristi, i do need to get some more pics of Indigo! I guess that's what happens with a 2nd child ( : but i know i'll regret it if i don't start taking them...i told trent that this weekend i wanted to have a "photo shoot" so we'll see what happens...