Overheard word:

If you'd been eavesdropping around our house the last month or so, you may have heard these. Guess who if you're so inclined   : )






I think my feet smell like blueberry pie!

Today I peed in my ice cream bowl at the grocery store (true story-and the supervising adult insisted on this in a set of dire circumstances. a complicated story indeed).



Is the Bible real?



Mommy, when you get older, I'm going to take care of you. Cook you supper & stuff like that. 


Could you tell me a Bible story? Maybe not a Jesus one...how about a fighting one, like when the Israelites went after the Ammonites?


Mom: Good night, I love you!  Child: (in agreement)  I love myself.



I think God is so big, that when we get to heaven we are going to swing in his hair!


Parent: ...you could pray that Jesus would help you with your disobedience...   Child: "Dear God, please help my brother to obey, and not hit me..."


Achoo!! Bless me.


Mommy, I just want to hibernate!How can I learn to hibernate?

I love to swallow my peas whole without chewing em! (a demonstration of this was in progress)

Mommy, do you ever just want to be a kid again?